Forget spider, forget bears, forget creepy-ass clowns living in creepy-ass sewers. THESE are the truly frightening things that live in the dark recesses of your mind.
1. Reason #1 to be a never-nude.
2. Great, thanks Neil.
3. This needs to be the sequels sequel.
4. Your friend is most definitely a serial killer.
5. There's nothing scarier than waiting for a response.
6. Nooo. Anything but that!
7. Oh god. And they RUN INTO U AND WANT TO CATCH UP.
8. This button. DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON.
9. These horrifying McDonald's boxes will flash before your eyes before you die.
10. This blue screen of death is not to be fucked with.
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