Twitter, you've done it again ole' chap.
1. A living legend.
There goes the best carnival ring toss player I ever met pic.twitter.com/KUp9ZgrpDQ-- shut up, mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) September 19, 2017
2. Ahhh, cannot unsee.
why this man's stomach look like woody harrelson lmaooooooo pic.twitter.com/p9BrL1bmT1-- sage (@sagemyster) September 18, 2017
3. You're welcome. You now have the best ice breaker fact known to man.
I woke my wife up laughing about this pic.twitter.com/U2DJxDFQ17-- Chemmy (@felixpotvin) September 19, 2017
I feel v connected to this earthquake because I too am an LA 3.6-- danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) September 19, 2017
5. Give it a minute...
Dyslexic Angel: what should we name the skin on a tree-- Fro Vo (@fro_vo) September 18, 2017
Angel: idk ask god
Dyslexic Angel: ok
6. Do not forget we are lurking.
hey it's me, your friend who ignores everything going on in the group text and then chimes in every six days with a single "omg"-- Ashley Fetters (@AshleyFetters) September 18, 2017
7. Hopefully this happens. Give it time.
How come when a house is 'haunted' its always a ghost from the 1700s? imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming "ITS BRITNEY BITCH" at 3 am.-- Amber Joy (@officialambrjoy) September 18, 2017
8. That'll fix the problem.
Me: I think my computer's broken-- Bear Knee Sanders (@LeBearGirdle) September 18, 2017
Boss: just give it to the IT guy
Me: okay *walks outside and tosses my laptop into the sewer* good luck
9. I still can't believe it myself.
The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.-- Poorly Drawn Turtle (@NoTheOtherJohn) July 13, 2016
10. Oh no! But the dog was alright. Fear not.
"Moved house, dog has never seen stairs before"-- Tei (@TeiHusky) September 18, 2017
This video legit keeps tickling me pic.twitter.com/MxJcfUP4v4
11. This has to be the only way the end, right?
[orgy participants line up in two lines to shake hands after the orgy ends]-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) May 24, 2017