We can say one thing for sure: you don't want to run into these criminally insane people in a dark alley at night.
Luckily, they probably have a 9 p.m. curfew, so you're safe.
1. Bruh, who's going to contain the napkins now?!
2. Holy shit, Dean!
3. Pump the fucking breaks, Bernice.
4. Teachers tremble in his presence.
5. Who even THINKS about making their bed at 3 p.m.? WILD.
6. This man is a danger to himself and others!
7. WTF, waffles are for BREAKFAST, DUDE!
8. This prank call has gone TOO FAR.
9. CAFFEINE QUEEN!
10. We just don't ~*understand*~ his crazy sense of humor.
11. IT'S AlmOST 10 PM, Holy FUck!
12. Trivia masters HATE him.
13. Rice in a cup?? Fucking illegal.
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