This year's Apple Event saw the release of three new iPhones, the 8, 8+, and the X. The Brothers 8 feature some upgrades to the 7 and largely didn't get too many people hyped out of their minds.
However, at $1,000, Apple's new iPhone X is getting fucking kooky with it by introducing a display that's head to toe screen...
a log-in method that uses FACE-ID to scan your face and get you into your phone (which yes, actually did fail in the demonstration)...
and most importantly, a feature that for some reason allows you to put your face on emojis.
Here are some of the funniest reactions to the new space age we are about to enter.
new iphone will shoot a laser into your eye, incapacitating you if you try to send a horny text after 1am pic.twitter.com/L50GRTmyeG-- supportive friend (@dogboner) September 12, 2017
The old iphone can't come to the phone right now because it's dead!-- Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) September 12, 2017
To be fair the new one's dead too, our battery life is terrible.
USERS: i guess it'd be nice to have a better battery on my iphone-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) September 12, 2017
APPLE: too bad idiot ur face is now ur password