If you have an ego big enough to quote yourself on social media, then you need to take a hard long look in the mirror.
Just because you consider yourself a contemporary philosopher doesn't mean you actually are. I mean, Plato is probably rolling around in his tomb right now.
And, chances are, you don't sound as eloquent as you do in your head. Face it, at the end of the day, you're jerkin' it into an old gym sock like the rest of us plebs.
Let the eye rolling commence.
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