Get some Scots on your timeline, my friends. You'll thank me later.
1. They're ganging up on me!
How can my brother lose to my heavily pregnant mum in a swimming race and then cry that it wasn't fair because it's 'two against one' ??-- jamie (@jamiethwaitess) August 6, 2017
2. Doesn't matter the day. It's always goin down.
Fuck sake Gran it's only Wednesday pic.twitter.com/SUxEX3b7dn-- Kyle (@kylechristie0) December 21, 2016
3. Who tf is this Mr. Russel character?
Walkin the dugs n a guy asked are they jack russels? Naw mate their mine-- Dylan O'Neill (@DylannnONeilll) March 28, 2015
4. Bend the knee, mother.
Game of thrones theme tune gets me aw buzzing needty go outside to calm down after it's done before I end up taking a sword to ma mum-- Kyle (@k_kimmins) August 16, 2017
5. Gregor, it's ok man come back.
Canny believe Gregors away in a huff cause we were slagging him for dressing like a train seat hahahahah pic.twitter.com/Z3odk1DLbk-- robbiegarrick (@robbiegarrick) April 4, 2016