These people reek so strongly of bullshit, you can probably smell it through your screen.
1. Hate when your friends hack your phone and politely ask if people want to hang out!
2. Because she called you out for your staged photos?
3. We're skeptical.
4. Hacked, again! Thanks a lot, Anonymous!
5. Backpedal, backpedal, backpedal.
6. My mistake, but also yes maybe you down?
7. Never has Lyme Disease been sexier.
8. Damn phone glitches. Was the apology, too, a phone glitch? We'll never know.
9. Crazy stance to blame water for your dick pics. WATER.
10. This man really needs to learn how to operate a camera.
We like you. Do you like us too?