Yeah, yeah, we get it. You love Class Rock and you think everyone who listens to Justin Bieber or Rihanna is a brainwashed sheep.
But answer me this, you wise old soul: why do you suck so much?
1. Ugh I miss the 90's when kids only consumed what they were told to by MTV!
2. So true, you should go be sophistcated in an era before the internet so we don't have to read your BS.
3. I guess he never saw Yoko and John's nude photoshoot.
4. I miss when you had to shit in a bucket and there wasn't a cure for syphilis.
5. It's like, why does every snowflake believe in equal rights? Sheep.
6. Remember when stupid sluts dressed appropriately and couldn't vote? Those were the days.
7. CLASSY MUSIC IS NEVER ABOUT SEX
8. I wish I could have been drafted into the Vietnam War!
9. Hey, DUMMY, ever heard of ELEVATOR MUSIC? Checkmate, atheists.
10. I guess they never heard Notorious B.I.G's "Big Booty Hoes".
11. True love never dies.
12. And the cycle continues...
We like you. Do you like us too?