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1. Coincidentally, this is actually the name of George R.R. Martin's final book installment of Game of Thrones.

2. Gaze upon his boils. He desires you.

3. The long awaited sequel to "Hmm I Don't Think You're Shit".

4. I heard Zorgo the Red's "Come Be My Friend" was like his Catcher in the Rye. He retreated to isolation after its success.

5. I heard this is what they based Guardians of the Galaxy off of.