Now THAT'S what I call music that is improved by tweaking the lyrics on Twitter: Volume 38!
eminem: look, if you only had one shot--- dan mentos (@DanMentos) March 13, 2015
me: I'd ask for more shots
eminem: you can't... *rubbing bridge of nose* you can't ask for more shots
? she had dumps like a truck-- dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) March 28, 2016
guys like trucks
wish i was a truck
truck truck ?
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guy-- josh nalven (@JNalv) February 20, 2013
At first I was afraid-- ? brian essbe ? (@SortaBad) May 12, 2015
I was petrified
thinking how someday I'd need to do something outside
I'm sorry mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry but that's childbirth. I hear it's painful.-- j.flayhitmemes (@JDotComma) April 10, 2013