Let's be honest: With all that's been happening on the news lately, the zombie apocalypse now seems more inevitable now than ever before. When it hits, only the strong will survive. If you want any hope of staving off the oncoming swarms, you will need to be prepared! Luckily for you, we've come up with a list of things you can actually buy that will help you better survive the walking dead! Buy them now while you still can, before UPS falls with the rest of civilization.
It's nighttime. The zombies have taken over all major metropolises and you're currently on foot, walking to New Hampshire because you heard a rumor they set up a sanctuary up there. The street lights have gone out and you have no idea what's lurking in the woods around you. Right now, the darkness is your greatest enemy. Who knows what could be hiding in your way.
When the zombie apocalypse hits, you'll need to be vigilant at all times. That's why your best friend is going to be UltraBright 500-Lumen Tactical Military Flashlight.
The lifesaving gadget is both compact and powerful, providing up to a mile of range without taking up any of your precious little bagspace. At only $17.99 for a TWO PACK (That's 82% off the original price!!!) you'll be able to light your way without lightening your wallet. With this sucker in your pocket, you'll never leave yourself open to a sneak attack. That's a good thing too, because shit is about to go down...
You turn on your flashlight and keep walking the deserted road. After a little while, you notice something strange. You walk a little further, and your greatest fears come true. There in front of you is a rogue walker, feasting on the corpse of some poor sap who didn't buy a military grade flashlight. The voracious ghoul stops eating and turns his head in your direction. He's spotted you. You're too close to run from him so you have no other choice: It's time to fight.
Everyone knows that the only way to defeat a zombie is to remove the head or destroying the brain.
You're going to need something sharp if you have any hope of survival, and for that you can't beat the Surviv-All Outdoor Knife.
The durable multi-tool can do more than your average knife. For the scant price of $32.99 (a 26% discount from the original price!) you'll be able to do everything from cutting fishing line to defending yourself from an undead foe with limited ease...Of course knives can only do so much. In the zombie apocalypse, things can't stay easy for long.
You've vanquished your cannibalistic adversary because, damn what a good knife. You breath a sigh of relief and proceed to search his victim's corpse for any supplies they may have. As you crouch down, you hear the unmistakable sound of moaning in the distance. Something is following you, and it's not alone. You can't take on this many zombies on your own, no matter how many expertly made Surviv-all Outdoor Knives you have. You have no choice but to run so you turn and run towards the relative safety of the woods. Adrenaline takes over and your only goal is moving forward. Unfortunately, it's not long before you reach the end of the end of the road: A cliff is blocking your way. You have two options: You can either stop there and wait for the zombies to catch up to you, or you can climb down.
When the zombie apocalypse hits, you'll need to be ready for whatever terrain is in front of you. One way to do this is with the Bomber Carabiner Paracord.
Though it looks like your average keychain, it's actually a military grade carabiner complete with nearly 5' of paracord. You can get it for just $18.99 (17 % off what it's actually worth!!!) and, if you ask us, that's a small price to pay for you safety. With this badboy on your hip you'll be able to safely get to where you need to go. What you find when you get there? Well, that's a different story.
You've finally gotten to a point where you feel like you've safely outrun danger, but now you just have new dangers to face. You've abandoned your planned route and you don't know where you are or where you have to go. You don't know lies before you and you can't go back the way you came. It looks like you're going to be hanging out in the woods for a little bit.
What's going to save your ass in the zombie apocalypse is gonna be all the little things that help you survive. Staples are staples for a reason. Thankfully, there's the Z.A.P.S Survival Grenade.
This compact lifesaver (literally) contains everything from a compass and to fishing hooks, providing you with everything you need to survive wherever you are, and all for the reasonable price of $75. With it you can survive the zombie apocalypse whenever you feel safest...You know, until you don't feel safe anymore.
You've set up camp in the woods, and decide it's time to try and get a little sleep. You rest your eyes and dream of your life before the world crumbled. Unfortunately, your happiness is short lived. You awake to the foul stench of death and a drop of cold drool on your face. A zombie is standing over you. You know you can take it out, you just need your tools.
All the tools we've talked about here if you don't have easy access to them. You need a way to carry your stuff so that you can know where everything is at all time, and grab whatever you need at a moment's notice. You need the Ballistic Backpack.
With a wide variety of individual pockets, this bag allows you to know exactly where all you stuff is. The exterior pocket is made with non-snagging YKK zippers meaning you'll never have to worry about whether you'll get to your things in time. Get yourself this groundbreaking bag, and you'll get complete peace of mind for just $99.99 (a 20% discount).
You grab your knife from your backpack, and take out the zombie. You pack up camp, because you're not safe here anymore. Tired and hungry, you can't help but look back longingly on the life you left behind. As you reminisce, you are happy about one thing though: You had the foresight to be prepared.