Listen, we get it: we live in scary, uncertain times. Wealth disparity is at an all-time high, anxieties over crime and the economy have led to political unrest, and there's a new Mass Effect game that totally sucks balls. We cannot promise to fix the problems of the world, but what we can do is offer this humble gallery of funny tweets that will temporarily brighten your day.
So enjoy these, for we need these brief moments of levity to hold off the ever-encroaching darkness that threatens to consume us all.
completely losing my shit at this CNN "hacker" b-roll pic.twitter.com/IsuWp4Ojil-- Nick Robinson (@Babylonian) March 23, 2017
.@gamestop just want to let you know u guys have done a very bad job of stopping the games so far. you've done like, the opposite-- marben (@bonerman_inc) November 7, 2014
u know these people r bout to name their kid mckayleigh or braxtynn pic.twitter.com/7bvr4iDULo-- Katy (@eIegytothevoid) March 19, 2017
god what are these 3 draculas doing. are they tiny or is the bread big. please explain pic.twitter.com/KuASLMI3ek-- ⚙️MiR: Automata (@mintmote) September 19, 2015
the band Live has two dudes named Chad and they look like the same guy before and after the divorce pic.twitter.com/1fdLbIthu2-- Johngalt2Johngalt (@griph) February 17, 2017
I was wondering why 4 people have honked at me today and it turns out my dad put this on the back of my car pic.twitter.com/Ldi6em7y7W-- brynna (@heyitsbrynanana) March 17, 2017
18yo me: I'm going to work hard to have a good life-- g0m (@g0m) March 6, 2017
23yo me: If I watched more anime, I could do an anime podcast. then that could be my job
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs pic.twitter.com/EhQHj8CVzi-- Ian McGinty (@ianmcginty) February 23, 2017
welcome to america. heres your paperwork. oh by the way, "duh" and "no duh" mean the same thing. alright, good luck out there-- jesse farrar (@BronzeHammer) April 15, 2014
everyday we stray further & further from gods lightpic.twitter.com/xo3PNrVpdj-- (678)-999-8212 (@thotfulvisions) March 14, 2017
Reminder that Kurt Russell probably wrote the IMDB trivia section for Escape from L.A. pic.twitter.com/NKM5tcUKsm-- 💀Maggie Serota 💀 (@maggieserota) March 9, 2017
from left to right: me on twitter, facebook, tumblr, instagram, and linkedin pic.twitter.com/sLDFpPsgzk-- Michelle Lee (@heymichellelee) February 26, 2017
came across a little canadian twitter drama tonight pic.twitter.com/GFlaZqO5Mu-- Bita (@Voldemorts_Lord) March 22, 2017