There comes a time on dating apps when you get so sick of the same old thing that you throw in the towel and take a sharp left turn on your seduction techniques. You open your pick-up line with something so weird and so dumb you basically stranded yourself in the middle of an ocean with chum strapped to your chest, no life vest and a shark circling beneath you.
But for some reason, that shark acutally thinks you were really funny and now you've been dating for six months and might even meet their parents! Good thing you chose a shitty conversation starter.
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