So, I was babysitting my brother's son Jeremy last weekend, and I noticed something HILARIOUS! I was going through some of his artwork, and I picked up on an interesting little pattern: HE CAN'T STOP DRAWING DICKS!!!!!
Look, even though he's a bit of a hellraiser these days, I love the kid dearly, and obviously, since he's only 5, he's not aware of what he's doing. That said, these dick doodles were too hilarious that I couldn't not share them with you guys.
I mean look at this one:
The poor kid thinks he's drawing an ice cream cone, but he's really drawing a ding dong. Funny right? Well it gets worse!
Here he thought he was drawing himself at his birthday party:
Sorry Jeremy, but that present you're unwrapping is clearly a DICK.
Here's one! Notice anything weird about this table?
That's right: It's a GODDAMN DICK!!!!!
One dick not enough for you? Jeremy's got you covered. Just look at this picture of him sleeping:
That teddy bear = DOUBLE DICKS!!!!!! Classic!
Some of the dicks are hard to spot, like in this picture:
Some of the dicks are really obvious, like these so called "scissors":
Then there are times when it almost seems like Jeremy is TRYING to draw dicks! Just look at this note he gave me:
Aw man! This kid is CLUELESS!!!!
Look I know it seems like I'm making fun of a 5 year-old, but that's part of the fun of being an uncle!
One day me and him are gonna look back and have a good laugh, but until that day, keep doing what you're doing Jeremy: