Somebody get Samuel L.Jackson on the phone ASAP, because India's Chennai airport has an actual snakes on a plane problem. And not just any snakes -- cobras.
The southern pat of India has been pummeled by recent rains causing flooding and bringing with it an unwelcomed number of reptiles to the airport.
Cobra takes refuge from rain in aircraft wheel at Chennai airport. Rescued & reportedly released safely. :) pic.twitter.com/UZEFVpwEat-- Shiv Aroor (@ShivAroor) December 7, 2015
Having to throw out your bottle of water because it doesn't meet TSA standards doesn't seem so bad when compared with a layover in a snake-infested airport, does it?
Airport officials didn't comment on the snake problem, but it's probably safe to assume it went something like this...