Alabama Harry Potter:

Both are convinced the war isn't over.


Alaska Hagrid:

Both generally keep to themselves and have a lot of wildlife.


Arizona Fat Lady in The Portrait:

Both of them are really intense about who they let into their quarters.


Arkansas Hagrids Hut:

Listen, neither are much to write home about, but Hagrid is a pretty cool guy and so is Bill Clinton so they got that going for them.


California Fred George Weasley:

Fun, creative, and sunny. Unfortunately, as time goes on, half of it won't exist anymore.