Attention all other lawerys, bow down before Brian Wilson, the "Texas Law Hawk." Listen, I can't speak for Brian's lawyering skills, but what I can tell you is that he pops wheelies on motorbikes, yells a LOT, and has a hawk in his commercial. So, yeah... guy's legit. 

"Due process?! Do wheelies!"

Seriously, do you want some boring schlub who may or may not have an impeccable track record of winning cases, OR do you want this bad-ass riding in to represent you?