Just Watched an Episode of The Affair Sex

I mean, technically this could apply to watching any show or movie with a lot of passionate sex-doing in it, but COME ON IT'S THE AFFAIR AND THAT'S WAY HOTTER THAN WHATEVER NICHOLAS SPARKS SHIT YOU GOT.

Pros: Hot, Sweaty, Passionate Cons: Possibly Thinking of McNulty Or the Redhead From Luther The Entire Time, Will Definitely Pale In Comparison To How Good Those Actors Are At Pretending To Do Sex To Each Other

 


 


New Person Sex

Whoa! New person in bed with you and you're kissin' WAY hard and you both know where this is goin' - a one way ticket to genital-mash city. The excitement of a new person, the adrenaline of not knowing what kinda hand stuff they're into, and the unrelenting terror that you're WAY WORSE at this than literally everyone else they've ever been with.

Pros: A NEW PERSON AGREED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU ULTIMATE VALIDATION Cons: Generally Pretty Bad Because Neither of You Is Familiar With The Other SexWise, Any Small Mishap Looms a Lot Larger Cuz Youre Both Thinking

 


 


TryingStuff Sex

After a while, any sexual relationship can get a little stale - so both partners make an active attempt to spice it up by trying new uncomfortable positions, wearing new uncomfortable underwear, and sticking things in new uncomfortable holes.

Pros: New, Exciting, Lots of Potential Cons: Okay So The Butt Isnt For Me Good To Know

 


 


In a Different Place than Usual Sex

Whether you're AirBnBin', at one of your parents house for the holidays, or staying in a hotel for a wedding and/or vacation, there's something incredibly erotic about the idea other people can hear your gross sex grunts (and knowing you won't be entirely responsible for cleaning the sheets afterwards).

Pros: The Best Cons: Your ParentsOther Hotel GuestsAirBnB Neighbors Deffffinitely Heard Your Weird Sex Grunts