This Woman Outsourced Her Tinder Flirting, and It Went Surprisingly Well
--------------------- HIM: Hey there! ;-) HER: Hello, this is Ann. How may I help you today? HIM: how are you, gorgeous? HER: Thank you. I will put in my best efforts to assist you with this hook up today. HIM: [silly face emoji] HER: We are having a very good flirting now! [NEW MESSAGE] HIM: we should meet up i'm in silver Lake what part of town are u in? HER: America. I am in America. HIM: Haha ur cute do u want to grab a drink? HER: Please hold for a moment. ... HER: Dinner meetings are available from 8 pm to 10 pm Pacific Standard Time HIM: [winking face emoji] wanna do 8? HER: Please hold for a moment .... HER: 8 pm is working very nicely for my supervisor. HIM: [sunglases face emoji] [NEW MESSAGE: Time stamp 2:38 am] HIM: hey u up? HER: Good afternoon! HIM: what r u up to? HER: I am playing American football and drinking beers in the pub HIM: ur crazy. i need to see u [NEW MESSAGE] HIM: [2 heart face emojis] [angel face emoji] HER: After we are over, do you mind taking a brief survey to rate me on the attractiveness of this conversation? HIM: um yeah ok? HER: Thank you very much. Please stay on the line. ... HER: If asked, would you say your service has been flirty, exceedingly flirty, somewhat flirty or not at all flirty? HIM: somewhat? i don't know can i just shit on your tits already? HER: I am placing you on a brief hold.