Mortal Kombat has been ripping out spines and splitting people in half with their fatalities for two decades now. 2015 means it's time for an update of something that represents true terror in today's world -- somebody looking through your search history. 

Sure, Mileena could have sucked Sub-Zero up and spit out his bones, but it's far more devastating to search through his phone. The guy's got a weird fascination with dog dicks. 

Source: adhd