How My Brain Processes New Music
1. Times I've Heard the Song: 1 My Reaction: Eww...THIS is what passes for music now? What is wrong with the world/kids these days? TURN IT OFF. 2. Times I've Heard the Song: 2-5 My Reaction: Ugh they're still playing this song? Please don't tell me this is starting to get popular and that I won't be able to turn on the radio without hearing it on every station for the next three months. 3. Times I've Heard the Song: 6-12 My Reaction: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 4. Times I've Heard the Song: 13-20 My Reaction: Oh look, that song they play on a constant loop 24 HOURS A DAY is on again, imagine that! Well, it's not like anything else is on so I might as well give it another shot. YIPPEE. 5. Times I've Heard the Song: 21-25 My Reaction: You know the beat really is kind of catchy now that I think about it? And I guess the chorus isn't THAT annoying. At least it's better than some of the crap they play. 6. Times I've Heard the Song: 26-30 My Reaction: Everyone shut up, that song is coming on! Oh yeah, that's my jam right there! TURN IT UP! 7. Times I've Heard the Song: 31-40 My Reaction: BEST. SONG. EVER. 8. Times I've Heard the Song: 41-50 My Reaction: Okay guys, it's enough already. Don't you people EVER play something new? 9. Times I've Heard the Next Big Song: 1 My Reaction: Ewww, what the hell is THIS? You call that music?