1. Machamp 
4 arms and super strength? Take off that speedo and get over here, Machamp! (Does the speedo come off?)

That tongue. 'Nuff said.

3. Alakazam 
They're said to be smarter than a supercomputer, which means they definitely know some tricks. That coupled with their telekinetic abilities means these Psi pokemon would probably rock your world. 

4. Bulbasaur
Ok so these little guys look very much like animals, but what they lack in the ability to walk upright, they make up for with their vine whip. Their ability to grow appendages from their backs means Bulbasaur could do all sorts of freaky shit to you.