These dicks* are bigger than any dong you've ever laid eyes on.
*Not actual dicks, so you'll have to use your filthy, filthy imagination.
3. This happy ending firework.
4. This droopy building dingus.
5. The appropriately named "Pen Island."
7. This swimming pool cock, complete with ejaculate waterslide.
8. Yep, tank silencers look like giant camo dicks.
10. This countryside lake dick.
11. This highways and biways dick.
12. This storm dong about to unleash on the Northeast.
14. The exploratory dick tracks left on the surface of Mars.
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