Troll Dad, havin' fun waitin' for the bags to roll through.
He knows what he is, and his shirt is tellin' ya.
Bat-dad, these kids are jokers.
Proud he figured out how to make a shirt with his picture on it.
Proud he could make a shirt with two exclamation points on it.
Observation Dad, always watchin, not happy about it.
At picture time Dad becomes his most Dad self, and that is shirtless dad.
Smart text Dad.
Funny text Dad.
Hip text Dad.
Fish text Dad.
Dad masters the art of baby feeding.