Why wait for happy hour when you can just... not?
1. We're not sure why a grown adult would be carrying a baby doll around, but let's not worry about that too much.
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2. Now you don't look like an alcoholic; you just look like a wannabe Duck Dynasty guy. Yay?
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3. Never sacrifice style, ladies. Never!
4. These aren't our usual beer goggles, but I'll allow it.
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6. Mmm, tastes like plastic.
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7. Go ahead, be that woman who's swigging from a tampon. Do it.
8. Suddenly those boring conference calls just got a lot more interesting.
9. Even more disappointing than a push-up bra, but a lot more fun.
10. Nothing says "sophisticated" like a cardboard purse full of hooch.
11. Let's hope he also has a tiny napping space under there.
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12. The more he drinks the more attractive he gets.
13. Oh yeah, just fill it up, shake it off and enjoy!
14. Yes, that's a fake baby filled with booze. And yes, this man is a monster.
15. Suddenly golf seems like a lot of fun.