Yup, now there's a thing called "Twerking Butt" robot for men to jerk off into. Created by PornHub, Twerking Butt twerks, massages, and vibrates. Plus it's heated to trick your brain into thinking you convinced another human into getting naked with you! The basic version $699, but for $999 they'll include a VR headset so you can watch 3D porn as you enjoy your expensive loneliness. 

Prepare to ooooh and ahhhh at the mostly sfw promo video. 

 Yessir, seems like a fine product. Just make sure you have a strong padlock for that shame closet you'll be keeping it in.

via twerkingbutt and PornHub