These ads sure know how to make me want to choose celibacy.
Nothing hotter to a girl than knowing a guy is thinking about old women during sex.
Never known a guy to applaud when he comes early.
Apparently having sex without a Tulipan condom will kill you!
If you wish upon a sperm...
According to Durex, women are just content "boob" and "bush" monsters that loooove a tasty penis! Buy their condoms!
via advertiser-school (!!! Don't teach them this!!!)
And now they're taking it to the streets...
The day you get paid to wear a sperm costume, is the day you know you've made it. Right?
This one is pretty certifiably fucked up though...Not to mention, sperm help make new people...not kill millions. So. Also inaccurate.
One of the less sexy things I've seen...
Oh look, the pillow thing again. Still awful.
Protect your funeral from vaginas! They're the worst at funerals!
At least it says "give longer," ... take a note Durex.
Biologically accurate and drawn to scale.
I think I speak for all women when I say, "ouch?"
I honestly feel like sperm are getting a bad rep. Like, are they mean or something?
And then he walked into the ocean, and he and his gargantuan penis disappeared, never to be seen again. Classic folklore.
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