When you hear about Rachel Dolezal and you just like smdh.
Then you decide to make your own cold brew. You are now are introducing so much caffeine into your system that you reach a higher plane of existence. You realize you've been a prisoner your whole life, trapped in the brain numbing monotony of the human experience. It is clear now that perfection is achievable, nirvana isn't just a concept... and you all like smdh I can't believe I didn't see all this before.