Raccoon's are known to be the party bros of woodland creatures. They'll hijack cars and cruise through the Wendy's drive-thru and apparently break into warehouses and get hammered on beer. Which is exactly what seems to have happened in this video captured by employees that found a raccoon drunk out of its mind after an all-night bender. 

Source: phillipscott

I just hope that the raccoon didn't do anything stupid like text its ex or hump a garbage can.