Everybody has a few friends on their Facebook feed who posts vague "gimmie attention" statuses. It's probably somebody you know from high school, but haven't talked to in five years. Then again, maybe YOU'RE the one writing "Seriously, people?! I just can't today!"
Basically, it pisses everybody off and if you said that crap out loud to a friend in real life they'd immediately look for an "unfollow" button.
Still confused about what sort of vague statuses will drive loved ones away forever? Here's a list.