1. The real mystery is how this girl gets guys to sext her.
2. She missed the crying in between sex and the regret afterwards. She just jumped to conclusions.
3. You could be instantly turned off by this unless you admire someone's knowledge of pop culture...then this could be an immediate turn on.
4. One thing that will never change in size.
5. Not a fan of cow pies I guess...
6. Mini golf balls come in a variety of fun colors. This guy is SO close-minded.
7. Talk about being one with nature.
8. Scraped knees are no big deal when you've hung out with Lucifer.
9. Oh, haha, this phone, always screwing up! Gotta get this thing fixed!
10. Yep, this TOTALLY worked.
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