1. You hear that, Tooth Fairy? Joey does NOT play!
2. This little one REFUSES to be the Leo DiCaprio of teeth pulling. He worked hard for it, give him what he wants, T.F.!
3. She's not mad...just disappointed and needs answers.
4. Every time I blow out my birthday candles, I wish for the same thing.
5. This note is both threatening AND adorable! What more could you want in a child?
6. Losing baby teeth is a two-way street. You wanna stay on this bus, you gotta pay the fare.
7. "Listen, I'm not a little girl anymore. This is my last year in the single digits, so you need to start treating me like the adult I am. I know it's tough for you, but believe me, it hurts me more than it hurts you."
8. A total of 11 exclamation points, so you KNOW this kid means business!
9. Calling it now: Haylee is going to be the richest CEO in history.
10. Hey, Danielle! YOU try working up to par when YOU get YOUR period, okay?! It's a LOT HARDER THAN IT LOOKS!
We like you. Do you like us too?