A local news team in Albuquerque, New Mexico swabbed the beards of multiple men and sent the samples to microbiologist John Golobic. His results indicated that some beards carry an unsettling amount of fecal bacteria. Put simply, your face bush could be filthier than a truck stop toilet.
"I'm usually not surprised and I was surprised by this. Those are the types of things you'd find in [fecal matter]." - Microbiologist John Golobic
The takeaway from all this is that us men should stop cleaning our bathrooms with our chins. Bros, you know what I'm talking about. Using a toilet brush does not make you any less of a man.