Internet artist Darius Kazemi has designed a bot that will automatically sort its followers into a Hogwarts house, complete with a custom rhyme.

The tweets have the Sorting Hat's poetic meter down perfectly, even if some of them fall just short of making sense:

And others fall way short:

And what is this one saying about Slytherins' "pipes"?

So follow away, first-year Twitterers! Remember the likes & faves you get count as points towards the House Cup.

via RMNB

(Story via Uproxx)