Internet artist Darius Kazemi has designed a bot that will automatically sort its followers into a Hogwarts house, complete with a custom rhyme.
@dreww The Sorting time is here at last, I'm watching when you gloss So I deduce that Gryffindor's the house to put your sauce-- The Sorting Hat Bot (@SortingBot) April 4, 2015
The tweets have the Sorting Hat's poetic meter down perfectly, even if some of them fall just short of making sense:
@staeiou The prowess of an antelope, the ethic of a fox In Hufflepuff you do belong since you are orthodox-- The Sorting Hat Bot (@SortingBot) April 4, 2015
And others fall way short:
@mrchrisadams The Sorting time is here at last, gaze upon my raft Your future lies with Ravenclaw because your stamp is aft-- The Sorting Hat Bot (@SortingBot) April 4, 2015
And what is this one saying about Slytherins' "pipes"?
@lebaleelee I am the bearded Sorting Hat, look upon my bee Today you join with Slytherin because your pipe is wee-- The Sorting Hat Bot (@SortingBot) April 4, 2015
So follow away, first-year Twitterers! Remember the likes & faves you get count as points towards the House Cup.
(Story via Uproxx)