For just $20, you can own this delightfully sacriligeous Etsy item. Bound in leather, imprinted with gold leaf, The Book of Yeezus resembles any heirloom family Bible. Except this time, every mention of "God" is replaced with "Kanye."
The siblings behind simple-but-brilliant project explain:
"What if the Bible, the most singularly significant publication in the ancient canon of Western tradition, were updated to reflect our modern society? What would it look like? What we came up with was an interventionist art, coffee-table novelty, that will appeal to both Kanye fans everywhere and those made curious by this enormous cultural phenomenon."
Unfortunately The Book of Yeezus only covers Genesis for now, but feel free to make your own at home! Just copy/paste King James version (download here) into Word, CTRL+F and replace. There you go! You just denounced the Judeo-Christian God for a much cooler, more relevant hip hop star.
See you in hell!