As an adult man, I really under utilize the power of crying. It works for babies, it helps full-grown women get out of traffic tickets, and disgraced politicians are FANTASTIC at using it. Donny from Belfast however, has got them all beat. He used his tears to get closer to Nicki Minaj's breasts and brilliantly succeeded. Nicki picked up on his tactic pretty quickly, too.
"Look at how he stopped crying wen he laid his head on dem thangz. They have real power beaming out of them that can cure the sick."
You smooth little bastard, Donny. Smooth. Real smooth.