Justin Bieber finally had his public tongue lashing last night with his Comedy Central roast and his roasters didn't hold back on crapping all over him. Ron Burgundy, Hannibal Buress, Snoop Dogg, and others shared their opinions on Bieber's behavior -- he's a little shit and Bieber's music -- it sucks. Stick a fork in Justin, he's done.
1. "You bought a monkey. That monkey was more embarrassed than the monkey that started the AIDS epidemic."
2. "I always regretted growing up without a dad, until I met your dad, Justin. Now I'm glad mine's dead."
3. "This kid has spunk, moxie, and probably a few other STDs."
4. "Justin's fans are called Bielebers, because these days it's considered politically incorrect to use the term 'retards'."
5. "He may have just turned 21, but Justin will always be a baby to me since babies piss everywhere and never know when to shut the fuck up."
6. "I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy."
7. "Justin you need to settle down, bring some balance into your life, find the right gal... I'm talking about a player in the board room and a freak in the bedroom. Call me."