What if Peter Parker used his powers for evil? A Walmart thief in Mobile, Alabama successfully made off with some clothes the other day by clamoring up a wall into the ceiling. He had been caught by security when he suddenly jumped onto a table, and from there somehow climbing up into the ceiling's ductwork. That's some great power, with great [ir]responsibilty:

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After running through the ductwork to the front door, he stomped a hole in the ceiling, jumped down, and bolted out the front door. And they told him those parkour lessons would never pay off.

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Watch a full local news report here: