This video is such a perfect vaudevillian moment of real-life slapstick, it rivals the guy who slipped for nine whole seconds. Kudos to whomever spotted this rare gem of humanity, and captured him on camera for eternal internet posterity. They struck 14 seconds of comedy gold.
This video serves as a friendly PSA not to drink and skate. Always go out with a designated skater who can skate you home.