Toy company Factory Entertainment bought the rights to George R.R. Martin's likeness, and made a talking plush of the guy. He might not seem like the cuddliest persona, but somehow this toy makes a bit of sense. The doll speaks 10 phrases, all recorded by the man himself in between feverish writing sessions.
The doll was spotted IRL at the New York Toy Fair, where it was heard saying "When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die." No word on when it's available to buy, but hopefully we won't get the release date runaround we're getting on Winds of Winter.
(Story via io9)