Russell Kerr was simply trying to find a parking space and do some grocery shopping at his local Piggly Wiggly, but the 92-yearl-old managed to turn his car into a demolition derby vehicle and crashed into nine cars in just under a minute. (New world record???)

The incident was a first for police chief Christopher MacNeill who told WISN news that in 23 years of law enforcement he'd never seen anything like it. 

Normally, I'm all for our nation's senior citizens living independently, but maybe it's time for Russell to start taking the bus. 

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