The co-host of Australia's Today show, Lisa Wilkinson, is not taking any of 50 Shades of Grey's sh*t. Sure, she's not the only one ragging on the film (currently barely above 30% on Rotten Tomatoes), but she's probably the most outspokenly brutal - her filmed review (surrounded by a cheering team of co-workers) labels the film as "domestic violence dressed up as erotica," and that's only the beginning.

Then again, this is a movie based on a book that was originally Twilight fanfiction, so it probably deserves WAY worse than this.