It's actually kind of amazing that a toothpaste company hasn't already tweeted some racist hashtag by accident. Yep, it's only a matter of time until some social media intern at Colgate screws up and unleashes something terrible like #staywhite, sending the toothpaste giant into code red panic mode. 

Until then, we can get a glimpse of what that shitstorm might look like with the Nix Bros' parody commercial for Polygleam -- the preferred toothpaste of Donald Sterling.