Hi There, Has this happened to you?
Have you been tricked, baited, tempted or lured by a headline so stupid you that you had to click the link to make sure the world isn't broken??
Well we're here to help!
At Snyder & Collins we pride ourselves on getting you the compensation you deserve for all your irritation and face-slapping anger.
But don't take our word for it just look at these customer testimonials from some of winning cases:
"I was just checking my email one morning when I saw this Weather Channel sponsored ad on the side of my screen that said 'The Sun has been hiding evil secrets from you, click to find out his secrets'. I mean of course I clicked it and it was just a heat wave warning for the weekend!! I was so mad I threw my laptop across the Starbucks but I made the call to Snyder & Collins and they got the Weather Channel to reimburse me for a new computer and priority notice when big storms are coming."
"While looking through a image gallery of fully clothed women for work purposes I found myself before a link offering me a new gallery of photos 'guaranteed to make you rethink your entire outlook on life' Though I may look like a man who has his priorities straight, I'll be honest: I was curious. I didn't have the highest hopes but you know what it was?? Pictures of Celebrities people didn't know were Siblings!! Celebrity God Damn Siblings!! BUT I'm not mad because Snyder & Collins got me unlimited access to a corporate anger management coach PLUS free internet access for life so I can keep doing what I love, looking at image galleries of fully clothed women."
"My coworker sent me what appeared to be a youtube link with the title was 'Learn How to Lose Weight by EATING MORE!'. I didn't have high hopes but I clicked it anyway. Then instead of a video playing I got taken to some bullshit essay about the caveman diet and how the government doesn't want you to know how to get healthy! I read the whole thing! THE WHOLE THING! I tried to sleep that night but all I could think about were the words of that terrible essay, so I got up at 4 in the morning and killed my neighbor in her sleep. I should have gone to jail but Snyder and Collins got me my job back AND a Free Subway Sandwiches for Life!! Thanks guys!"
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