Baseball is America's Pastime--well, America's PG Pastime. Okay, America's PG Pastime that isn't football or Pixar movies--but luckily we have Oakland A's outfielder Josh Reddick to bridge the gap between boring and boning. While his current batting average, .228, is nothing special, his sensuality rating, .690, is good enough to link him to all-time greats like the slugger Babe Ruth and his equally sweet-swinging dong--and it's all thanks to his new walk-up song: "Careless Whisper" by Wham!
As Reddick's hit total rises as a result of this titillating tune's provocative presence, the reactions of his teammates and fans assure you that it's not the only thing rising ;-)
And no, I'm not talking about the demand for saxophone lessons.
;-) ;-) :-)
(I'm talking about the sex-doing).