Illustrated by Kathryn Rose
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The Fine Line Between Sexy and Disgusting
By Susanna Wolff
Sexy: Crotchless Panties [image: sexy woman holding up a hanger with sexy lingerie with a tag that says, "Crotchless Panties XXX"] Not Sexy: Unintentionally Crotchless Panties [image: same woman holding up the raggediest, holiest pair of underpants.] Sexy: Sweat [image: a shirtless fireman glistening with sweat] Not Sexy: Sweat [image: that same fireman, but wearing a shirt with massive pit stains] Sexy: Yoga Pants [image: woman in yoga pants doing yoga] Not sexy: What You Actually Do in Yoga Pants [image: same woman in yoga pants, lying on a couch, eating chips, and hardcore double-chinning as she's watching tv on the laptop perched on her chest] Sexy: Long Hair [image: man running his fingers through a woman's long, glorious hair] Not Sexy: Long Hairs [image: that same couple is now in bed, she's asleep and he's disgustedly pulling one long strand of hair out of his mouth] Sexy: Licking Your Lips [image: close up of tongue sexily licking lips] Not Sexy: Licking Mayonnaise Off Your Lips [image: close up of tongue licking up a big glob of mayonnaise] Sexy: Butts [image: close up a man's butt in tight jeans] Not Sexy: Butt Crack [image: same guy is crouching, with a lot of butt crack showing]