The Fine Line Between Sexy and Disgusting

By Susanna Wolff

Sexy: Crotchless Panties
[image: sexy woman holding up a hanger with sexy lingerie with a tag that says, "Crotchless Panties XXX"]

Not Sexy: Unintentionally Crotchless Panties
[image: same woman holding up the raggediest, holiest pair of underpants.]

Sexy: Sweat
[image: a shirtless fireman glistening with sweat]

Not Sexy: Sweat
[image: that same fireman, but wearing a shirt with massive pit stains]

Sexy: Yoga Pants
[image: woman in yoga pants doing yoga]

Not sexy: What You Actually Do in Yoga Pants
[image: same woman in yoga pants, lying on a couch, eating chips, and hardcore double-chinning as she's watching tv on the laptop perched on her chest]

Sexy: Long Hair
[image: man running his fingers through a woman's long, glorious hair]

Not Sexy: Long Hairs
[image: that same couple is now in bed, she's asleep and he's disgustedly pulling one long strand of hair out of his mouth]

Sexy: Licking Your Lips
[image: close up of tongue sexily licking lips]

Not Sexy: Licking Mayonnaise Off Your Lips
[image: close up of tongue licking up a big glob of mayonnaise]

Sexy: Butts
[image: close up a man's butt in tight jeans]

Not Sexy: Butt Crack
[image: same guy is crouching, with a lot of butt crack showing]