I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to trade you in for Wolverine Cat. Its titanium claws are just too bad-ass to pass up. I'm sure you'll find a good home somewhere else.
Dammit, I want this Wolverine Cat from Kaipotainment to be real. Granted, I would probably come to regret it within the first two minutes after it severed my arm, but man, would that cat impress at parties.
Normal cat with a laser pointer = fun. Wolverine cat with a laser pointer = holy shit, everybody run for your lives!