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10 Sex Tips From Disney Movies
By CH Staff
pic of magic lamp from aladdin Just keep rubbing until something comes out. pic of beast from beauty and the beast Who cares if your partner has hair in places you don't? pic of dumbo using his big ears to fly in dumbo Size doesn't matter as much as how you use it. witch giving snow white poison apple If you leave your food or drinks unattended, someone may take advantage of you. pic of pinocchio's nose Stretching the truth only works if you can make your wood stretch just as far. pic of sebastian from the little mermaid Crabs aren't as bad as you think. pic of glass slipper from cinderella Always leave before midnight. aurora pricking her hand on a spindle in sleeping beauty Tiny pricks can be very powerful. pic of andy and buzz from toy story Toys are your friends. pic of all 101 dalmations Use a condom.