Ever wonder if your roommate is a good roommate or a bad roommate? Now you can find out... with math!
The Official Roommate Scorecard
By Hallie Cantor
takes out the trash ( 3) cleans the kitchen ( 5) pretends to clean the kitchen but really just wipes the dirt around with your only clean sponge (-2) buys new sponges ( 4) leaves their weed stems on the coffee table (-1) lets you smoke their weed ( 5) buys toilet paper ( 3) leaves passive aggressive note about how you need toilet paper and they bought it last time (-15) buys one 99-cent roll of toilet paper and counts that as their turn buying toilet paper (-30) plays loud (good) music (-2) plays loud (bad) music (-10) has loud sex (-5) clogs toilet (-8) enthusiastically asks you how your date went ( 2) skeptically asks you how your "date" went (-2) asks if you want to know how their date went (-4) Leaves used pan in your sink for five days (-3) Leaves used pan in your sink for five days but with water in it, like that makes it okay (-8) Has a cat ( 5) Has a cat in heat (-20) Lingers weirdly close to the bathroom door while you're pooping (-10) Clearly used your bar of soap while showering (-4) Really? Even though you used theirs last week? (Shut up, it's gross. I said -4) leaves tiny beard shavings in and around the sink (-5) leaves curly pube trimmings in and around the toilet (-2000) Won't Drive You To The Airport (fair enough)