1. Swim to Spain.
  2. Swim to Australia.
  3. Keep myself from making a "breaststroke" joke.
  4. Learn how to make a Bloomin' Onion from scratch.
  5. Learn how to share a Bloomin' Onion with another person.
  6. Pretend I didn't like that episode of "The Simpsons."
  7. Steal one of those flags with a kangaroo wearing boxing gloves on it from a college freshman's dorm room.
  8. Place a shrimp on the barbie seductively.
  9. Shut up for once about my blog, Who is Alex Watt.
  10. Watch hurdling.